Jokes of Day....

1. Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in the bed together.
In fit of anger, he took a pistol and shot his friend dead.

His wife scream at him and said:-
"If you continued to behave like this, you will LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDs"
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2. A small boy wrote to Santa Claus a letter. The letter wrote:-
"Send me a brother!!"

Santa Claus replied back in the letter.
"Send me your mother first!!"
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3. What is the definition of "Mistress"???
It is someone that is between Mister and Mattress....
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4. Husband ask his wife a question:-
"Do you know what's the meaning of wife?"
W = Without
I = Information
F = Fight
E = Everytime

Wife shake her head and replied:-
"No no.. Wife stand for..."
W = With
I = Idiot
F = For
E = Ever
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5. You knows what's the difference between Stress, Tension & Panic ? ? ? ?

Stress = When your wife gets pregnant....
Tension = When your girlfriend gets pregnant....
&
Panic = When both your wife & girlfriend gets pregnant at the same time....
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6. A grammar teacher:-
"Do you know the importance of a period?"

One student replied:-
"Yeah! Once my sister said , she has missed one... My mother fainted, Dad got a heart attack and our driver run away...!"
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7. A young boy asks his dad:-
"What's the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad replied:-
"You are my son and I am confident about that. Your friend is also my son, that, IS confidential"